Shrek came out 13 years ago
I didn’t know shrek was gay
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
aint gotta tell me twice
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OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
I’ve Always had a love for this photo~
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